January 2012
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I'm so tired of being told what a real woman is.
Every woman is a real woman.
Now shut the fuck up.
Dear Girl In Coffee Shop Wearing Black Leggings,
thearaxie:
what-is-this-i-dont-even:
I would like to touch your butt.
Regards,
Robert
P.S - Here’s a picture of how I would touch your butt.
This is me all the time with girls in leggings.
NY Times: You’ve long argued for the decriminalization of marijuana. Do you smoke weed?
Barney Frank: No.
NY Times: Why not?
Barney Frank: Why do you ask a question, then act surprised when I give an answer? Do you think I lie to people?
NY Times: I thought you might explain why you support decriminalizing it but don’t smoke it.
Barney Frank: Do you think I’ve ever had an abortion? I don’t play poker on the Internet, either.
“Make good stuff, then make it easy for people to buy it. There’s your...”
– Jonathan Coulton is wise.
http://www.jonathancoulton.com/2012/01/21/megaupload/
(via neil-gaiman)
WatchThing knocked off my Japanese Bucket List: Have a sushi chef take a live fish out of it’s tank, cut it up and then serve it to me less than a minute later while the fish is still alive. (If you’ll watch, you’ll see it’s gills still moving.) Yup. One less thing I have to do before I die.
WatchStoya kills the bear.
This is NSFW as all hell, but it’s also less than 3 minutes and I think you should watch it if you’re down for really NSFW things, or like Stoya.
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I will not post rants on tumblr.
I will not post rants on tumblr.
Dear Cate Blanchett,
I love you.
So
I bought this little netbook s temporry computer until I get my new one, nd I thought I’d use this one to write with once I got the new one, you know? It’d be hndy to hve little computer to crry with me nd write with.
But now one of the keys doesn’t work.
Obviously.
Fuck.
