Katie West and I have made a magazine together. Eighty-eight pages of delicious glossy photos of us, by us, while she stayed with me for a week here in Japan. Abandoned water parks! Eight hundred dollar a night hotels! Trains! Cats! Breasts! All of these things and more inside!
It’s only $17.60 + shipping! Can you believe that? A deal at twice the price! Did I mention you’ve never seen these photos before either? They’re brand new! Exclusive! This is the only place you’ll ever see them! Click here to order it now!
So if you love Katie or me (and after recent polls it’s obvious if you love me, you love Katie) buy it and have it delivered hastily to your door.
When you get it you should tell everyone, and maybe post a picture of you reading it. A picture of you reading it while naked.
Because Katie and I both like you so much better when you’re naked.
